But I got my mom to play a match of TDM on Modern Warfare 3.

With a mic.

HILARITY. EVERYWHERE.

Mom: WOW, THIS CONTROLS SUCK ASS.

Me: Mom, you’re getting killed.

Mom: NO I’M NO- oh wait, I am. *shoots*

Me: MOM, THAT’S YOUR TEAMMATE.

Mom: How the fuck would I know that?!

Me: HIS USERNAME IS GREEN. GREEN IS FRIENDLY.

Someone: LADY STOP FUCKING TALKING.

Mom: I DO WHAT I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT, BITCH.

And so on. ._.